My New Garden

Well hello there! How the devil are you? I'm in excellent form. I'm settling in well here with Katy and Martin, or ma and pa as I have decided I will call them.

I have assumed duties as garden security warden. Every morning I do a sweep of the lawn to make sure there are no invaders. Pa says enjoy the lawn, as when winter comes it apparently turns into a muddy mess and the gate is going on the fence, drat! Paws crossed for a dry winter I say!

All seems well at the top end of the garden. The big blue thing is a trampoline for the little ladies E & J, and jolly good fun it looks too.

I remain alert for any noises. I have already spotted that there are squirrels lurking here. There's no room for them in my garden let me tell you! Fair enough, I'd probably be more likely to befriend an intruder than scare them off, but still, doesn't hurt to maintain ones appearance.

A quick patrol of the border ensures that no imposters have entered the territory. All seems secure for now, jolly good.

A quick pose for the camera. I am learning already that if you live here, you need to get used to smiling for the camera.

There's a pretty tabby cat that lives next door. I'm sure she'll want to be friends when she realises what a nice chap I am. Perhaps I should ask Flakes to give me a character reference.

I very much like my new garden. What a lucky chap I am.

Toodle pip,

Harry x